farrokhbulsaraz is the lord of twinks. he owns every fag in the whole world. he looks exactly like philipp kirkorov (funfact: kirkorov is a nickname for roger and only his friend lena can call him like that. roger is a jojo reference and he loves scotland. freddie mercury. in 2022 he had a battle of somebody to love with lena - but by the end of it they decided to share this song with each other. roger also claimed cool cat. his hobby is deacury
pusay: omg im the gayest gay in the whole world ok: WTF NO EHAT IS WRING WITH YOU? FARROKHBULSARAZ IS
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).