by Richalex May 01, 2006
It's no wonder they haven't figured out the problem yet. This farmer john troubleshooting is BULLSHIT!
by Ricky Graham October 17, 2006
A reference to being a ladies' man or player; usually self proclaimed.
Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"
Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
Farmer John is a character who is most commonly found on a farm around livestock, including but not limited to chickens. Hence the term Farmer John may be used in reference to "gettin chicks"
Rapper Yellaboi coined the term in his 2010 song "Honeys to Blow"
by myheathersosoft May 11, 2010
A person who plants "seeds" via acts or comments with other people in order to harvest a relationship in the future.
Terrence has been a total Farmer John with Kate, he has been planning that for over a year.
Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.
Terrence has been totally Farmer Johning Kate since she first arrived.
by Aptaphobic March 23, 2014
The act of blowing mucus/snot out of your nose by pinching one nostirl and exhaling violently out of the other nostril. Aka snot rocket.
by Jeb Eastwood March 22, 2008
when you shit in someones mouth and they proceded to give you head while being fu*ked by a beast of burden or other largely endowed animal
When I came home from the fair I called Bubba...then we unloaded Bessie from the trailer and did The Farmer John.
by Wooly Wombat March 28, 2005
by slumbercat2k January 11, 2015