Far tar 

Hoosier for "fire tower", this is a very tall steel structure in the forest. The "ire" is difficult for Hoosiers (people from Indiana) to pronounce as has long been speculated to be a result of inbreeding. The inability lies in the vowel followed by an "r". Similarly, the Hoosier will pronounce the word oil as "oral" and washing machine as "warshing machine".

"Me and Leslie climbed the far tar last night and fucked"

"Isn't Leslie your sister?"

Far tar by HoosierIdiot December 15, 2017

Tar-Far 

A large fire (“far”) made out of used tires (“tar”). Usually takes place in a big open field where people gather around and hang out or party.

Hey buddy, are you going to that tar-far this weekend??

Tar-Far by theyellowfish_39 April 24, 2020

Fartarded 

When someone rips a fart so royally vial that everyone in the room will react with uncontrollable responses such as laughing, crying or gagging.

"After the cheese buffet Sven let one go in the car and we went fartarded."

Fartarded by sloh March 25, 2009

fartarded 

soo full of fart's, that the victim/terrorist is considered slightly retarded to a degree.

a slob repetively farts many times in a span of minutes..
"man.. are you f**king fartarded?"

fartarded by gansta01 October 21, 2007

fartard

A person of moderate or high intelligence who acts like someone who is retarded. Can be made into the adjective: fartarded.

Guy 1: Hey i just got a 100 on my math test!
Guy 2: sweet man! that was some hard calculus we had to do.
Guy 1: Yeah. I wonder what 2x3 is?
Guy 2: ...you're a fucking fartard

fartard by kmac20 April 19, 2007

fartarazzi 

A person who stalks someone, deliberately farting on or around them.

Scarlett, you stink. Quit following me, you're being such a fartarazzi.

fartarazzi by Tranespeak August 1, 2011

fartarrhea 

V. Similar to "shart"-ing, having fartarrhea is when a person thinks he or she is passing gas, but a gentle brown mist is expelled from the anus, creating a Jackson Pollock in the underwear. (See Jackson Pollock)

Susan and her friends were drinking soda when she was stricken with fartarrhea. Her shit stank!

fartarrhea by Haggerty January 14, 2008