by lockenload23 August 6, 2016
The tool in which the fapper, horney gentleman that he is, must collect, with indefatigable glee, the ultimate discharged substance of the fapping action, heretofore described as the big F.
When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.
A wise fapper indeed.
When used properly, the said fapper is not required to constantly refill stock quantity of the Kleenex frequently, when the practical fapper can use one (or up to 3) different Fapkins to serve the same function.
A wise fapper indeed.
Ron ran out of Kleenex so he used his little sister's Barney doll as a fapkin to clean up his spizzy spunk.
by AltronHGX August 11, 2003
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by Silli Jew June 26, 2017
The napkins you get with a bag of fast food. It's wasteful to throw the excess napkins away, so they are best put to use by catching underwear yogurt.
I got some Taco Bell last night and they gave me like 10 napkins. I only used one, so I thought "hey, I can use these other 9 to clean up jizz!" The fapkins proved useful, as I ran out of kleenex.
by Bruk August 5, 2008
by ikarumail May 29, 2009