Faghazzard 

A slur used to describe someone who possesses the means to act a fag, but you have no solid evidence of faggotry. An untrustworthy individual.

"You see that guy running (Insert generally accepted OP class here)? Total faghazzard, not sure if trust. Kick him to be sure."

"I heard Anderson is trying to take the McGregor account from me, that sneaky faghazzard."

Faghazzard by Xianide March 20, 2013

Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

Faphazard by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

Faphazardly 

Faphazardly:
Adjective | Grammar

When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.

I faphazardly scrolled my way past some stellar hoots in the drive thru and I'm 100% sure I was busted. Oh well. Brightened up their day.

Faphazardly by BroganBattlehammer December 31, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022