Faghazzard

A slur used to describe someone who possesses the means to act a fag, but you have no solid evidence of faggotry. An untrustworthy individual.

"You see that guy running (Insert generally accepted OP class here)? Total faghazzard, not sure if trust. Kick him to be sure."

"I heard Anderson is trying to take the McGregor account from me, that sneaky faghazzard."

by Xianide March 20, 2013

Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

Faphazardly

Faphazardly:
Adjective | Grammar

When unintentionally scrolling through your feed in public without realizing the ratio of titties to, well, everything else you follow, you are doing so Faphazardly.

I faphazardly scrolled my way past some stellar hoots in the drive thru and I'm 100% sure I was busted. Oh well. Brightened up their day.

by BroganBattlehammer December 31, 2018