Fap and Nap
Fap and Nap by askinnyblackman February 27, 2011
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Fap-and-nap
Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.
When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.
When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.
It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."
Fap-and-nap by rangerrunner11 January 8, 2011
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fap crap and nap
Fap crap and nap comprises the three most important facets to a daily regimen. Masturbation, defecation and siesta. It should be performed in that order for maximum efficacy. It is often utilised by university students as a means to maximise brainpower where required.
Student 1: Mate class sucks today, I don't know how much longer I can endure it.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
Student 2: Yeah bro might be time to ditch and hit that FCN.
Student 1: Yeah a fap crap and nap will definitely perk me up.
Both students receive high distinctions despite missing 2/3 of class for the semester.
fap crap and nap by Dr_Rhodez November 25, 2016
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