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To achieve the status of Fap King one must fap all day and night until the only thing that comes out is blood
Jim "What you been up to?"
Tom "I have been fapping all day and night"
Jim "Does that make you a Fap King?"
Tom "Yeah it was blood at the end"
by Pissychild January 17, 2010
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