fanting

The act of masturbating and then licking the product off of your fingers.

“He was fanting in the lunchroom, which made all the girls instantly move away from him”

by opti.matus December 27, 2024

Davis Fanting

When a male proceeds to physically abuse his girlfriend or significant other.

“Hey he’s pulling a Davis Fant”
“Omg look that dude over there is Davis Fanting”

by bgfootball27 June 3, 2022

fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

by dondidit October 16, 2014

B-52 Strike farting

Flatulence that sounds like a heavy bomber strike.

After the Burrito dinner B-52 Strike farting was heard in the car!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Fanning His Balls

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.

Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.

by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

farting solids

The act of taking an airy shit. Sounds like a continuous fart with intermittent plops. One of the most relieving shits, as usually the turds were blocking all the air from exiting the ass.

"Did you just take a shit in there?" "Sort of, but it was more like farting solids."

by Tarbaby III March 9, 2007

Center Of Farting Excellence

A group of people that have committed their lives to farting excellence and are Purveyors of farting. Pushing new boundaries and establishing methods of deriving specific odor, power and punch as well as lingering presence in the area of farting. The COFE has established an international scale for judging and scoring a fart called the COFE scale(1-10) with 1 = a literal non-fart and 10 equaling the atomic bomb blast of Hiroshima. The COFE also offers classes that spreads knowledge on how to fart, what to eat to produce specific farts. proper times to fart and the COFE scale. Much like knowledge for making and juding fine wines.

Dude, that was the nastiest, room clearing, toxic fart I have ever witnessed, what is up with that. Son.. I learned it all at the Center of Farting Excellence. I was once as you, without farting knowledge, but have been enlightened, you too can become proveyor of farting through the Center of Farting Excellence.

by Goatoghillgary December 16, 2016