fannypack

Someone who insists on drinking only "pepseh"(aka pepsi) and seems to always be "busy" doing chores or work-related activies, but is really doing one of three things

1. Playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2
2. Playing the same game, but on computer
3. Rubbing one out.
You can usually spot a quote-on-quote Fannypack by his complainning, agressive nature or yamaka.

Dave- " Hey, you guys all wanna hang out later today?"

Scott-"Yeah i can."

Rush-" Sounds good to me, bro."

Nate-" Nah sorry I can't. I got stuff to do."

All Three- "God Nate, your such a fannypack."

Nate-"Shut up, fags."

by eh-ho-ho...duster August 25, 2010