False Love

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1:A love for something that is partial but, not truthful

2:Love for image but, not meaning

3:The opposite of true love

Fred: HEYYYYY Its Fred and i just love Judy so much like shes my favorite girll like EVAHHHHH
Intelligent Viewer:Wow this 17 year old has no concept of 6 year olds. They don't love girls they play in mud,eat bugs, harass old people. There febish minds are too leniently closed
to feel the felling of false love.

False Love by Dtheinnovator March 5, 2011

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FALSE LOVE

A brand name that is designated for homosexual men who gain inspiration from tight clothing, uncoordinated color ways, and frank ocean.

Brett rocks false love daily while spreading love to other men.

FALSE LOVE by AlrightIToldYou January 18, 2023

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Falselore

variation on 'fakelore', detailing new or invented tradition for a community's enjoyment. Often called modern fairytales, falselore, or retrospective tradition.

'Rather than being an ancient tradition, Scottish clan tartans are a form of falselore

Falselore by foundword January 25, 2024

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falselore

Synonym of fakelore and urban myths. Mythology and grim tales manufactured by a contemporary audience to be relevant to modern life and fear: folklore which replaces the forest with the corporate hellscape.

Falselore tells stories that draw on today’s horrors and fears.

falselore by Storyteller606 February 8, 2024

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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