Faithsturbating 

This is a practice of religious people who publicly make religious opinion based assertions and/or quote verses from their holy book in order to reassure themselves in their religious beliefs, especially around other believers. This often happens in online forums, where religious people gather.

Masturbating your faith beliefs in public.

The god believers were quoting scripture and repeating catch phrases from their "holy" book and generally Faithsturbating all over each other. It was hilarious hearing them actually believe the fairy tales in their bronze age folklore

Faithsturbating by tekphreak January 1, 2012

fartsturbating 

The act of pleasuring oneself sexually meanwhile farting either accidentally or intentionally.

Tim: You look tired.

Todd: I couldn't sleep. My little brother was fartsturbating in our bunk bed last night.

fartsturbating by thatgirlvan July 14, 2011