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Fail whale 

Randy: " oh God please Dear god no.."
*fail whale"
Randy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Randy: "* bangs head on keyboard* My life is over"
Me: " you okay?"
Fail whale by Sully:) May 16, 2009

Fail Whale 

a giant whale which appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
Fail Whale by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

Fail Whale 

Extreme fail, usually said after something you strongly disapprove of.
I was so pumped to go to the party on Saturday, but Heather wasn't even there. Fail whale!
Fail Whale by Scalcar June 6, 2009

fail whale 

A beached whale.
oh em gee, we must help that beached whale.
no let's lol at the fail whale
fail whale by XombieJer March 2, 2010

Fail Whale 

a giant whale who appears at times of epic fail.
'Crap, I tried to jump the step but landed on my face instead'
'Jack, you just summoned the fail whale'
Fail Whale by Benjy-x June 28, 2009

Fail Whale 

You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
Fail Whale by RamboThunder March 1, 2012