A phobia caused by the Fail Whale on Twitter. Pron to Twitter-addicts, especially when there is too much HOOPLA on Twitter.

Failwhalia makes you want to throw a brick at the Fail Whale since he keeps screaming hoopla.
Guy: "Dude, why aren't you tweeting. Get yo tweet on." Girl: "No, I can't tweet, my failwhalia is too intense, too much HOOPLA!"
by xmcrfash1 April 15, 2010
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