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When you have a few tokes off a roll-up or a cigarette and suddenly feel like you need to shit all of a sudden.

Usually due to the laxative qualities in mainstream tobacco products. Or a placebo effect.
(Whilst smoking a cigarette together)

Guy 1 - "Haven't had a fag in so long, this feels good"
Guy 2- "Yeah, it's alright, except i've got major fag poo"
Guy 1 - "Pfft mate, that sounds long"
by dudeydudeydudeman March 25, 2013
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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