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bastard fag 

I guess technically the phrase would mean someone born out of wedlock that just happens to love blowing noodle. But I have always used it as just another fucked up name to call someone.
1) Eat me you bastard fag!

2) Take a flyin fuck at a rollin innertube you bastard fag.

3) Who the hell do them bastard fags think they're messin with?
bastard fag by Ezeerider October 10, 2004
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fanbastard 

An extension of the term "fanboy," meant to be used specifically as the derogatory form instead of the basic term.

Some people wear the term "fanboy" proudly and they rightly deserve to as long as they are respectful of criticism and opposing viewpoints along with being polite in the discussion or advocating of the fan-subject. However, once the person crosses the territory from simply being a strong fan and advocate to becoming unreasonable, overzealous, or rude to those that oppose or differ in opinion, they cross from a "Fanboy" to a "Fanbastard."

Such behavior can range from obnoxiously trying to push the subject onto others, praising the subject without accepting the faults, flat out denying any negative criticism of the subject, and any other rude behavior associated in discussing the subject.
That dude is such an Apple Fanbastard!
fanbastard by OriginalBurch June 4, 2010

Fatbastard 

To eat junk food by placing a similar, but slightly different, piece of junk food on top of it. The eater then proceeds to bite both in one motion, hence completing a full fatbastard.
Damn, did you see Sean fatbastard those two doughnuts? Chocolate and Vanilla frosting for the win!
Fatbastard by Crazy Legs February 24, 2006

fagbastard 

1. One who is simultaneously ignorant, annoying, and a bad person.
"Wow that guy is a loser and an asshole! What a fagbastard!"
fagbastard by bad daddy April 13, 2005

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026