when the methane emitted does actually contain feaces molecules, this may result in the unconciousness of people in your imediate vicinty
liam: fuck, that girl just dropped down dead

Gary: yeh, i just let out a not-so-phantom faeces
by flangeface March 11, 2011
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The shit that is left in-between your toes after work that stinks
These toe faeces
by Tony toe sucker January 9, 2020
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A kinky sexual ritual where one specimen shits into a container of melted ice cream. Wait 10 minutes until mixing the juices. While mixing and laxatives. Then use the cream as shaving cream.
This morning I used my Faeces Facial and I fell fresh.
by CacAflac January 19, 2018
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a face of deep sincerity, given to one that has told a joke to be frowned upon.

Upon dissection, we learn that SRS is a deviation of the word Serious used throughout the internet, and Faec is a common mis-spell of the word Face.
Joe: Knock, Knock.
Andy: Who's There?
Joe: I am
Andy: *SRS Faec*
by The_Great_Banana November 25, 2009
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