factose intolerant 

People a/o their statements, which completely dismiss all and every fact concerning any disagreement; and deliberately try to obscure or underscore the facts with endless distortions and allegory.

Dude, Trevor is such a copout he won’t admit to the facts even if there right on his face!... he is so factose intolerant.

Fox News: factose intolerant

factose intolerant by Javi_miami December 19, 2008

Factose intolerant 

When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.

Bro is factose intolerant, He just doesn't want to believe that eggplants are technically a fruit.

Factose intolerant by Soneat March 11, 2025

Factos Intolerant 

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

Factos Intolerant by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Factos Intolerance 

When a brain is not able to break down and digest facts. Derived from the Spanish word 'Factos'(meaning facts) made popular to the English speaking community by Cristiano Ronaldo.

Nah Travis isn't better than Eminem or 50 cent you have factos Intolerance

Factos Intolerance by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019