facebookakke 

When someone's Facebook page (generally an attractive female's) is covered in thirsty posts and comments from would be suitors.

I decided not to go out with her because when I creeped on her profile it was straight up Facebookakke.

facebookakke by Cameltan78 October 6, 2017

Facebookkake 

When a bunch of horny teenage boys all post on a 'hot' or 'slutty' girls Facebook picture with comments that are sexual in nature.

Tim: "OMG Julian, did you see Brittney's new profile picture on Facebook?"

Julian: "Hell yeah dude, within minutes of uploading that shit turned into a facebookkake."

Facebookkake by ayyitsjayy March 22, 2013

facebookable

Content is considered appropriate enough to be viewed by the general public of the facebook community i.e friends/significant others/family/coworkers without having to worry about explaining a sketchy situation

You know it was a good night when only 3 out of 152 pics are facebookable

facebookable by Mktkm27 December 25, 2007

Facebookable

A statement or form of media that is worthy of posting on Facebook.

"That is a Facebookable comment. I think I'll post it now."

Facebookable by Carmelitatime January 7, 2010

facebookable

when someone's name is common enough to look up on facebook easily and find them.

Michelle Johnson vs. Michelle Jawnsun. Michelle Jawnsun would be a name that you could put in facebookand find the person easily that you are looking for because their spelling is a bit odd. Michelle Johnson is too common to be facebookable because too many people share that name it is harder to find that person.

facebookable by thethinker22 January 13, 2011

Facebookaki 

The spewing and spurting of nastiness by a bunch of your Facebook 'friends' all over your Facebook 'wall' all at the same time; so much so that you can't squeegee it off before the whole planet sees it.

"All my 'friends' went Facebookaki on all my pages, and I'm out of tissue!"

Facebookaki by myspacecadet January 23, 2010

Facebookatheist 

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

Facebookatheist by AH73 May 12, 2011