Facebook Sneak

a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:

a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.

I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!

Facebook Sneak by Paranoid in Panama July 19, 2011

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Facebook SneakMouse

People who are always on Facebook but never "do" anything on it. They are too cool to add any updates, photos, links, or comments, or make any other contributions, but somehow they know everything everyone else is doing.

You meet up with a Facebook SneakMouse and over the course of your time together (coffee) they will reference several Facebook posts, photos they saw, or links. You're thinking, 'but hey, you're never on Facebook'....

Ah-HA! They totally are, but are just too cool to admit it.

On top of that, 'catching-up' over coffee is a one-way conversation because the Facebook SneakMouse already know everything you've been up to through...you guessed it...Facebook.

Facebook SneakMouse by bunnydrops July 31, 2010

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facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

facebook snake by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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