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facebook buddy 

Similar to a bathroom buddy. It's when two or more girls who regularly go to the bathroom together when out in a public place, also seem to be online at the same time on facebook.
"Amanda and Christie went to the bathroom together at the bar the other night and I always seem to see them on at the same time on facebook."

"So they're each others facebook buddy?"

"Bingo."
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Facebook Buddy 

A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.
So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?

Yeah......sort of.

Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.

Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.

Facebook Buddha 

Your Facebook friend that makes daily posts with motivational quotes or sayings made popular by east Asian or Indian philosophers.
Chick: {{waking up for the day}} Man, what a crappy day ahead... wonder what that Facebook Buddha Mark McGrath will have to say today?

also

Friend to other friend - "I get so sick of Sandra Bullock's daily Facebook Buddha quotes... if I see another Ghandi quote on there, I'm unfriending her."
Facebook Buddha by ellare April 7, 2010
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026