Face-out is a combination of Facebook and fake-out. It is used to describe someone who likes a person's Facebook status, waits for acknowledgement for liking it or long enough for the person to get a notification for it, and then purposely unlikes it. Usually, public shame and ridicule towards the recipient follows.
Sarah (posts Facebook status): I just left my house and I already miss my lil kitty. I luv you Otis!
John likes her status.
Sarah (commenting on her own status): Hey John! haha isnt he just like the cutest?
John immediately unlikes her status.
John (responding to her comment on status): Face-out! Seriously, nobody cares.
Other common forms: faced-out as in, "you jus got faced-out!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!