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facebitching 

a person that uses status updates on facebook to bitch and complain about their problems.
"Did you see Steve's status about his car breaking down?"
"God, I Know. He's facebitching again."
facebitching by tshu4 August 6, 2009

facebitching 

when people get on facebook bithing and moaning about something or someone knowing full well that their post will either start a fight or new round of DRAMA.
Dude did you see Niki's post on facebook tearing in to Rachel?
Yeah, I'm tired of her facebitching.
facebitching by jricky1020 June 7, 2011

Facebitching 

complaining about something that happened to you using your status on facebook. Usually something stupid or irrelevant and no body gives a fuck, hence the "bitching" part.
Facebook status: fucckkkk. I hate it when my teacher goes 5 minutes over time! :@

Comment #1: who cares, stop facebitching about shit like this.

Comment #2: quit being a facebitch and suck it up.
Facebitching by copier19 October 28, 2010

Facebitching 

When someone posts something that reads as if it should go to someone specific, but in fact is posted as someone's status
"Lauren God he is such an asshole"

Lauren's friends "God Lauren is facebitching again, wonder who she's talking about."

or

Rod-"Rod Bighorn says forget you"

Rod's GF "OMG did I do something wrong??"
Rod's BFF "OMG is he mad at me??? I can't tell since he's facebitching"
Facebitching by CHF924 April 29, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026