Facanked
Facanked by TheoMyDearRudy December 1, 2010
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1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;
2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;
3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;
3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.
2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.
3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?
- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.
3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?
- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
facacked by sassfactory October 1, 2008
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026