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Failin' Palin
Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.
Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.
Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010
fazlin
defined as priority. a good listener and know how to give a good advice. a simple person with a good vibes. but tend to get anger easily. you must control your anger so that you won't regret later. you need to always think first before make any decision.
fazlin by beardfemale January 1, 2018
Mary Fallin
A domineering, macabre sex act taking place over an extended period of time that causes the victim to suffer excruciating physical, mental, and emotional anguish, leaving an empty shell of a human filled with misery, blood, and fecal matter. Before you start the MF, it's important that you are truly at peace with causing the utter ruination of a person/group of peoples through systematic oppression, negligence, and mind fucking. Choose your victim(s) based on deeply held prejudices. Examples would be poor black children of single mothers, or transgender teens in the public school system. Get creative! Let's say you choose bi-sexual, 2nd generation latino immigrant single mothers with diabetes. Now it's time to bind, gag, disembowel, choke, sever, and fuck the life out of your victims, metaphorically speaking, until they are void of all hope. When they ask for mercy, look them deep in the eyes to the innermost part of their being. Gently caress their head, sweetly, as if to make love for the first time. As the corners of their mouth start to crease into one last hopeful smile, flip them over and curb stomp them. As blood is pouring out of their mouth, shove a corn stalk in their ass, a corn stalk purchased with the last few dollars from their EBT card. Collect their blood, shit, and tears in a cup and offer your dying victim a drink. As their brain begins to bleed and they choke on their own fecal matter, assure them that their children will suffer the same fate.
"Did you hear what happened to Ryan? He totally got Mary Fallin'd for the last 6 years. Poor guy didn't even see it coming. I heard his asshole will never be the same."
"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."
"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."
"I'm going to pull a Mary Fallin on this group of disabled Iraq veterans."
"The longest Mary Fallin ever recorded lasted over 6 years and targeted 3.8 million people of a variety of demographics."
Mary Fallin by Dalionking May 21, 2016
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Sarah Failin
Ron: "So I met this pretty hot chick last night, she said her name was Cindy, lives on campus apparently. Only problem is, she's not too smart."
Jeremy: "Yeah, Cindy that lives in Seth North. Dude, she once told Jeff that she was excited for Global Warming because it would help her tan."
Ron: "Really? Wow."
Jeremy: "Yeah, dude, she's a total Sarah Failin."
Jeremy: "Yeah, Cindy that lives in Seth North. Dude, she once told Jeff that she was excited for Global Warming because it would help her tan."
Ron: "Really? Wow."
Jeremy: "Yeah, dude, she's a total Sarah Failin."
Sarah Failin by cobrawannabe November 6, 2010
Fanlin Tian
A term used to identify a monk child with a high temper and heart of gold. A Fanlin Tian is a very adorable person, but don't let his cuddly looks deceive you, he will rip you apart if you get on his bad side.
Fanlin Tian by 09876543q March 24, 2023
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.