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Basically someone being a total fucktard who pulls a clusterfuck on somebody in a big hurry.
Man my ex-wife is such a bitch! Not only did she get 60 percent but she also took my new sportscar! She totally pulled a fucktard express on me.
by Bigjon88 July 20, 2010
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