FOUR Loko

A 23.5oz beverage that is 12.0% ABV. Falls into the "alcopop" category of alcoholic beverages for combining energy drink flavor with enough shit to get you pretty fucked up.

One FOUR Loko will get you pretty fucked up.
RULE #1: DO NOT DRINK TWO.

Drinking three in one night will kill anyone under 200lbs.

You got some FOUR Loko? Shiiyit, nigga we gonna get FUCKED UP! Wait, what the fuck, is that your 2nd one? Holy shit, dude.

by whythefuckdidIdrink2 February 27, 2010

FOUR Loko

The craziest shit out! Loko is a crazy alcoholic energy drink that has 11% alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch

All my boyz r gettin crazy off the FOUR Loko.

by Kelly Kel January 19, 2009

Four Loko

The Devil in a can.

Man, i had a Four Loko last night and this morning I felt like an elephant sat on me.

by P3AC3FR3AK May 15, 2011

Four Loko

its this 12% alcohol cheap ass malt liquor koolaid flavored shit thats basically an energy drink that fucks you up bad... with all the caffeine and guarana... you are wired and drunk at the same time

Dude I had that four loko.... and i seriously browned out last night... well... thats the risk i take from drinking a four loko.

by TempD November 07, 2010

Four Lokos

Blackout in a can. Drink two or three and be in for a blurry night and hell in the morning. Totally worth it!

She drank 3 Four Lokos and danced naked on a table for an hour before passing out in the walk in closet.

by Miche7 October 20, 2010

four lokoed

being affected, positively or negatively, after consuming a four loko

Last night, I was hella four lokoed!

by wow, choosing a name sucks! October 25, 2010

Four Loko

Legalized cocaine in a can. If you consume Four Lokos you can expect to encounter the same results typically associated with snorting a small mountain of cocaine.

"My dealer isn't picking up" "Okay whatever we'll just get some Four Lokos instead"

by rodolfo zolezzi March 29, 2010