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noun : droplets of urban condensation that drip from air conditioners onto the streets below.
I was standing outside of my friends apartment when a large glob of fooze landed directly on the back of my neck.

Can also be used as a verb...

The streets of the lower east side are covered in puddles of fooze, urine, and other types of hipster refuse.
fooze by mmmolly May 28, 2006
Related Words
fooze • Foozer • foozey • foozebobble • Foozed • fooker • Foofer • fooey • flooze • Fooked
When you gently ease out a fart, but it has enough traction to make noise. It will be short in duration, however not short enough to be a popcorn fart. The volume of this fart is quite less than a rip, but louder than an air biscuit or SBD.
While on a date I tried to sneak out a silent poot but it was all like fooze instead!
fooze by KingOfFarts December 7, 2010
the blood a woman releases on her periods.
i think im gonna fooze !!!
fooze by theycallmekat April 30, 2007
Light touching or sensation play
Come fooze me with that feather all of my body.
Fooze by PupWinston May 2, 2021
A state of being extremely chill and intelligent. You seem like a nerd at first but in reality, you are one of the most hardcore vibers to ever exist.
I don't have any work to do, I'm really feeling like Fooze today
Fooze by daveytree December 8, 2022

Gary Foote 

God himself who descend onto our imperfect world to smite us in his physics class.
Gary Foote by Dasani Water Bottle November 13, 2019
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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