Saying that you will follow anyone who follows you for the sole purpose of increasing the number of followers you have in an attempt to appear more popular. This tactic is mainly used by middle-aged adults on tiktok who do not possess the ability to create relevant or humorous content and dream of the days when they had thousands of "friends" on Myspace. They have no idea how ridiculous their account looks with 10,000 followers and only 30,000 likes.
Middle-aged tiktoker: 24 hour follow challenge(follow for follow), you follow me, I'll follow you...
When someone says they will follow you if you follow them back or the other way around on social media.
My content is too trash to get people to follow me so ima fill my follows with people who will never watch me anyway!
The reason I have 1000 followers and follow 1000 people but have a total of 2 likes on my account is because I spam everyone's DM's with "Follow For Follow!"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.