fnap

Short for "fap and nap." Masturbation, followed by a short and extremely satisfying nap.

Sorry Jenny, I can't go out with you in 20 minutes, I'm gonna go fnap. How about in an hour and a half?

by poundmaths February 25, 2010

fnap

Friday Night at Parker

Dude, you going to FNAP? I am its gunna be amazing.

by heart4jobros February 16, 2008

fnap

synonym to snap, but written in 18th century english.
used as an exclamation, either to call out that someone just got burned, or just to indicate general malaise.

"Your Mom goes to College."

"Aw, fnap!"

by M Digga August 14, 2006

Fnapping

To Fap or Masterbate to anything relating to "Five Nights At Freddy's"

When the Foxy fans read the intense furry smut of their favorite pirate fox, most of them started Fnapping.

by PayPhone_Addict April 19, 2015

Fnap

The fap then nap combo

Might try squeeze in a fnap, got a big night ahead.

by LGmatty August 11, 2019

fnaps

(Noun) Drugs. Fnaps are substances that usually contain opiates, but can include any euphoria enducing product. Examples include, narcotic pain killers, muscle relaxers, molly and sometimes marijuana or cocaine. (Really good cocaine.)

Man, I really could use some fnaps right about now!

by taryndactyll May 7, 2009

Fnapping

When someone is to fap/jerk off to five nights at Freddy's pornography

My friend was caught fnapping in his room.

by Kajxcash June 18, 2017