FLS Syndrome 

A syndrome found in 23% to 34% of the general population of people who smoke weed or consume cannabis products, characterized by increase in body weight (Fat), reduced energy/motivation (Lazy), and a decrease in intellectual speed of recall, calculation and reasoning (Stupid).

Smoking weed gave me FLS Syndrome, and I’m fat, lazy, and stupid enough already, so I replaced it with meditation.

FLS Syndrome by BobSaintPete February 17, 2025

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS) 

A condition where the protagonist defies all logic and makes an outrageous out of this world comment that leaves the audience dumbfounded

Ambreen's at it again with her Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS)

Foggy Lense Syndrome (FLS) by PicanteMexico June 4, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004