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FITEZ

"Fall into the Endzone" or "Falling into the Endzone"

Used to score a touchdown by falling into the Endzone.
Eagles Fan: Only Desean Jackson can do a FITEZ.

Cowboys Fan: He not the only one ot do a FITEZ, just the first.
by Eagles 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
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Frederick fitzgerald fazbear

Frederick fitzgerald fazbear is known for his own managed business called Frederick fitzgerald fazbear's ballroom along Barnaby Harechester, Madame Trisabella Poultryhampton and Sir Foxington the Fourth. He is also rumoured to be the one who caused the crunch of 1887.
Person 1: Jolly Good! I am unable to distinguish any object in the deep darkness.
Person 2: Frederick fitzgerald fazbear appears to have turned off the candle causing a rather frightening scene.
by St4r_B January 29, 2022
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Fitzy

Noun; slang term referring to someone whose fetish involves eating popcorn that has been jerked off into.
Dude, I hear Albert’s a real fitzy. Wtf.
by popcornfanclub May 5, 2020
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The Fitz

Masturbating while a girl watches you.
Demarius: "Yo Tyrone what happened with that girl Becky you took home last night?"

Tyrone: "I didnt have a condom and that bitch wouldnt let me fuck so I whipped it out and gave her the Fitz"

Demarius: "Thats wassup"
by bodaciousdude October 11, 2012
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Fitzed

When a penis rips a vagina during Intercourse.
I had to go to the the doc for stiches I got fitzed last night by that hot guy.
by LizzyAnn December 19, 2016
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Fite Me

A word used to aggravate people over the internet. It is used as a joke to signal you want to fight them. No one takes it seriously, and if they do it is because they are a squeaker.
squeaker: hey m9 fite me irl
MLG pro: nah m8 im 2 mlg 4 u, i hit a 1080 triple pistol switch quickscope noscope window shot while getting a triple positive k/d. il rek u
by FaZe Optic Jevshot April 6, 2015
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John Fitzgerald Page

The man made internet infamous for the 2007 rant, published on Gawker.com as "The Worst Person in the World", after being told "thanks, but no thanks" on Match.com and sending a scathing email. The email reads as follows:

"I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards - not vice versa. 6 pictures of just your head and your inability to answer a simple question lets me know one thing. You are not in shape. I am a trainer on the side, in fact, I am heading to the gym in 26 minutes!

So next time you meet a guy of my caliber, instead of trying to turn it around, just get to the gym! I will even give you one free training session, so you don't blow it with the next 8.9 on Hot or Not, Ivy League grad, Mensa member, can bench/squat/leg press over 1200 lbs., has had lunch with the secretary of defense, has an MBA from the top school in the country, lives in a Buckhead high rise, drives a Beemer convertible, has been in 14 major motion pictures, was in Jezebel's Best dressed, etc. Oh, that is right, there aren't any more of those!

Regards,

John"

On Fark.com, he is known as JFP and is the source of the "26 minutes" meme.
douche douchbag douchebag douchbaggery douchebaggery John Fitzgerald Page JFP
by CopperheadTX July 8, 2010
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