Finklestein

The pleasant aroma found on ones finger after what was thought to be a quick ass scratch, but rather became a full out orgasmic anus poke sent from the jews. BF

Dude wash your hands, it smells of finklestein in here.

by Wanksandwich December 5, 2018

finklestein

to get rejected when trying to get more play by an ugly girl

Even during the summer of love you're bound to get finklesteined once in awhile.

by Maverick McGrundleton December 19, 2003

finklestein

to tickle a girls ass with your nose.

i gave Wesley Andre's mom a finklestein last night.

by andres castro January 31, 2008

Finklestein

You know, Finklestein! - The game where you look everywhere for the cute little rubber squeaky mouse toy (named Finklestein) who you lost at the supermarket when you were four years old. Whoever cries first, wins.

Bizarro choose his favorite game... FINKLESTEIN!!

by Me am Bizarro number 1! August 21, 2018

Finklestein

Finklestein is the title of a game where players involved are in a never ending game of tag of sorts. The act of finkleing someone is fingering their “finkle” otherwise known as the knee armpit for 3 seconds counted out loud. There are many rules to the game of finklestein. It consists of many players and is a devious game originating in Missouri. The point of the game is to not be the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks and to get rid of it as soon as possible. If you are the finkleton for longer than 2 weeks a series of curses such as the frog drink supper, 10,000 lashings, and butt phone sniffer are imposed on the finkleton. After a year of being the finkleton for a year a tattoo of the word finkleton must be put on the players body. The meister is in a no tag backs rule as long as whoever they finkled is still the finkleton. The other players can be finkled by the finkleton anywhere besides church or if all the players agree to have a place be sacred in the moment.

I am the nasty little finkleton in the game finklestein.

by Son of Shad April 16, 2025

adam finklestein

Generally the biggest faggot around. No one can compare when it comes to being a little faggot bitch. All aday does is walk around calling people a bitch therefore resulting in him being the biggest one around. Not biggest as in dick size but bingest as in faggot.

OMG that little bitch is such and Adam Finklestein.

by ST3ALTH June 24, 2016

Dirty Finklestein

When you are banging a girl missionary in your Tallis and yarmulke and just as you come you recite the shema and close with “in the name of all that is holy… Amen!”

Lee: Did you hear? Andrew gave Shelby the Dirty Finklestein last night!

Mike: No Way! How did she react?

Lee: She married him!

Mike: That’s a good girl!!

by Cwhite April 12, 2024