FHP 

Facial Hair Potential.
Used to describe males who have reached a certain age and have the potential for stubble (and are therefore more attractive) but do not necessarily let it get out of hand, crazy-beard style.

omg check out the FHP on that dude...

FHP by yayayayayayayayayay1 December 2, 2010

FHP 

Fucking Hate People. This acronym may be used to quickly describe your hatred and annoyance towards others. Often used by the younger generation.

Omg everyone in the library is talking so loudly FHP.

FHP by Gangsta Squirrel February 8, 2015

FHP 

Foamy Horse Pussy

She's got some fhp.

FHP by Deek October 8, 2003

FHP 

Fake Hoe Phase

When a girl gets so tired of getting rejected by her crushes that she decides that she's beautiful and they're really stupid for not seeing her beauty. So she flirts with a lot of the guys that like her until one guy comes along that she really likes and she stops and is back to herself.

She's just going through her FHP.

FHP by ☆♡☆ June 6, 2016

FHP 

Female heart pour: a song with heavy emotional tones. Expressed themes related to love loss and pains often lensed through a feminine perspective commonly producing an emotive response in the listener.

I have always loved NIN hurt, but Jonny Cash pushed it to full FHP with the depth of his rich well worn voice.

FHP by Knot popeye March 11, 2019

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) 

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) by epiwonk January 27, 2023

FHPA 

Family Home Protection Act - Irish statute

“Omg did you watch the FHPA lecture?”

“No! But I heard the lecturer made some funny jokes!”

FHPA by Haha_123_rawr March 23, 2024