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Fat Egotistical American Douche
Damn bro look at all these fucking FEADs on the golf course!
FEAD by jumbogingershrimp July 14, 2019
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A person who is both fed up and dead at the same time.
Emilee: Damn, I’m so fead.

Michael: You mean dead..?
Emilee: No, I’m fed up too. I’m fead.
Fead by Jongups_Cheetos March 7, 2019
Related Words
(n) Fat head. As in an largely obese head.
You are such a fead;
Get your fead away from me.
fead by princess of sheepa March 11, 2005
I will fead you in a moment

stupid-fead 

a person who is stupid, and as an insult one will call them a stupid face or head, but to save time we have combined them
carmen: ARRRRR cheese brain!
kristen: PINN HEAD
carmen: merry andrew!!!
kristen: STUPID-FEAD
stupid-fead by kiddd November 7, 2005
"oh yeah, I just ran a 4:00 mile. It was kind of slow though. I only won by 10 meters."
"that's not feadant at all..." (sarcasm)
Feadant by Kyla.Kai April 3, 2009
Fucking eat a dick cunt. This is an old saying that Barry made up. It's now a clothing brand. FEADC inc.
Go and "FEADC" yoiu retarded dwarf monkey fucker.
FEADC by Popenahitsreallycade October 27, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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