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F.T.S.

Fixing to Start... a country term for PMS, or a woman or girl who is about to start her period...
she is so moody, she must be F.T.S.!
by wes0407 December 16, 2008
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F.T.S

(F)uck (T)his (S)hit.
Dude 1: Man I pissed my pants, F.T.S!
by mec567 March 29, 2009
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F.T.S

by 69jxx June 16, 2018
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F.T.S.J.

Fuck
That
Shitty
Job

When a person has had enough of an employer and cannot stand the same rut every day this can be shouted or txd after you quit or go a-wall from everyone.
ITonya: I just let the larm go and said F.T.S.J.
Becky: Why the hel did you do that your gonna get fired.
ITonya: Depression and bi-polar disorder is a bitch. Not to mention, I have this guy on my ass that is obssessed with his apperence and wants me to feel wrong so he doesn't cry in his chereo's and ramen noodles when the dumb ass figures out he has feelings for me.
Becky: WTF are you talking about?

ITonya: Jayliegh I hate the S.O.B. but it's all I keep thinking about. I "work" at the place that we went to one time for frolacking. He took me on the hood of my car in the shipping/rec. Dock. Every time I walk to the entrance door I remember it. Ficken sux Anywho, we broke it off!
Becky: Oh, thats why you don't wanna go <3 pains quit being a sop, tell him you love him still.
ITonya: He knows, and uses it for destruction
by LivInmy2hoesA$$ November 19, 2009
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T.O.F.T.S.

TOFTS = Too Old For This Shit.

TOFTS is an acronym of Danny Glover's famous line from the 1987 movie, Lethal Weapon. Ironically, using the expression "TOFTS" signifies how non-lethal one has become, because he/she is simply too old, for this shit. Utterance of the phrase usually indicates a tired disdain for the subject at hand, though not necessarily arrogance or elitism; often the subject will begrudgingly still engage in the subject (ala Danny Glover's character in Lethal Weapon).
Mel Gibson: It's GO time! Passion of the Christ!
Danny Glover: T.O.F.T.S.

Kid 1: I want a firetruck!
Kid 2: I want a dragon!
Kid 3: I want world peace!
Kid 4: I want to start a fire!
Kid 5: I want a pony, a magic easy bake oven, a Xbox, Justin Bieber tickets...
Santa: T.O.F.T.S.

Sarah Palin: Isn't your middle name Hussein? Like Saddam Hussein? Let's see some birth certificates!
Obama: T.O.F.T.S.
by Japcola April 21, 2011
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A.F.F.T.S

Angel Fallen From the Sky

A compliment to say to someone
by Word Creator 26 April 10, 2009
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T.O.F.T.S.

I can't stay up late for The Office marathons anymore. I'm T.O.F.T.S.
by Alucrix28 October 21, 2009
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