Eyyubhan 

Eyyubhan is a peaceful human. They never tend to get mad or angry easily, as a person they always have a way of making you laugh no matter the situation an they love their loved ones very dearly! He will always fight for what he believes and if he is in the wrong he will apologies. They are usually tall with brown hair and tend to have laugh lines. You can rely on them in any situation as they will always be there to protect and care for you. They aren't the type of friend nor partner to leave you stranded all alone in a problem, but they expect the same so if you know or meet a Eyyubhan make sure to give them the same love and respect they give you or they will have no choice but to leave as they need to look after people who truly care about them! Keep Eyyubhan by your side but know how to treat them or its a waste of someone so kind.

person 1 : You know I just met a guy called Eyyubhan.
person 2 : Damn you're so lucky

person 1 : what do you mean ?

person 2 : Eyyubhan is a wonderful friend and an even better partner, you need to treat him right!

Eyyubhan by itsshatce May 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012