eyeless jack 

A cannibal who will eat your kidneys...

Eyeless Jack ate my kidneys.

eyeless jack by Laughing Jeff April 24, 2016

eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.

"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."

eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH

Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"

Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

eyeless jack 

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.

hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)

eyeless jack by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Eyeless Jackass 

A certain Creepypasta when he's being a dick.

Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...

Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019