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eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

eyeless jack 

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.
hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)
eyeless jack by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Eyeless Jackass 

Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...
Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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