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eyeless jack 

The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016

Eyeless Jack 

He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

eyeless jack 

THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.
hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)
eyeless jack by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022

Eyeless Jackass 

A certain Creepypasta when he's being a dick.
Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...
Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026