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eyelash curler 

1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males
2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.
1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend
Girl 2 "here use this"
2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"
woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away
eyelash curler by SDanzer April 14, 2008
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Eyelash curler 

A torture device used to pull off people’s eyelashes. The name might sound normal but the name is just a cover up. If u see a girl, a gay, a they using this stop them because they will get there eyelashes plucked off from there eyelids. And if u ever see an “eyelash curler” just buy it and give it to the person u hate.
Random guy:oh u sell eyelash curlers here?

Store owner: oh, yes we do!

Random guy: I’ve been looking for these I can rarely find them!

Store owner: I see u have someone u want to give this to...

Random guy: YES!

Store owner: ohh, u can have it for free, u seem like a nice person!
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