Eye Sex

When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.

Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!

(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)

Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"

Kerry: "WHO?!?!"

Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"

Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"

by kdaw333 November 12, 2011

eye sex

The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it.

"You so had eye sex with him!"
"I am no longer a eye sex virgin."

by dorkwad March 20, 2003

eye sex

Eye sex can only happen if your partner has lost at least one eye. You insert the penis into her/his empty eye hole and fuck it. You can also do with a healthy person with 2 eyes, but this would be very painful and could result in severe eye damage, so it is not recommended.

James: Hey Ian, so I heard your gf lost an eye in an accident! This is horrible! I feel so sorry for her.
Ian: Nah man, its alright, we can now have eye sex!

by Sir Asbestos November 08, 2020

eye sex

Staring at someone so lustfully that you might as well be having sex with them.

Anytime Richard Castle and Kate Beckett look at each other, a part of you wants to scream "eye sex!" at your television

by SlayerMcG December 20, 2010

Eye!Sex

Staring into another's eyes wistfully as though you'd like nothing more than to grab them by the hair and lay a heavy one on. Followed by jumping upon said person and having your wicked way with them!

FanGirl Gina: Dean and Cas DO NOT have the hots for each other.
FanGirl Dina: Gin-Gin, you are soooo wrong. All you gotta do is tune in to every episode of Supernatural to view the rigorous Eye!Sex happening there!

by sbenne February 23, 2014

eye-sex

eye contact that withstands a time period longer than the casual encounter. eye contact that signifies: come hither.

Jane: That guy over there wants me.
Mary: How do you know?
Jane: We just had 5 full seconds of eye-sex!

by DoSc August 14, 2006

eye sex

how merlin and arthur look at each other

Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*

by The cat that smiles back July 19, 2019