The Brown-Hand Extraction Method

The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.

"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."

by Painhammer Rocketfist April 20, 2007

Extraction Method

Previously known as the withdrawal method, approved by the Catholic Church. It needs to be noted that no one ever willing wants to withdraw so it is deemed the extraction method is a much more suitable term.

I'm due my period next week, I had to use the extraction method on him, fingers crossed I am not with child.

by Ageoldwisdom October 11, 2021