1. When an individual has multiple genital piercings, and they prolong ejaculation so long that it explodes out of the piercing holes.
2. When an individual has withheld from intercourse for a while (and the splooge increase exponentially in volume)and the resulting ejaculation is so large that it overflows or explodes out of the condom.
1.a) Jason lost a stud when he exsplooged at the drive in.
1.b) Karl exsplooged so hard last night that it left a mark on his forehead.
2.a) Gorge explooged in Cindy last night after not having had sex in a year. Cindy is now preggers.
2.b) Donna wasn't pleased when she accidentally swallowed a piece of condom, that had exploded down her throat from Mark's exsploogion.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.