Exsplooged

1. When an individual has multiple genital piercings, and they prolong ejaculation so long that it explodes out of the piercing holes.

2. When an individual has withheld from intercourse for a while (and the splooge increase exponentially in volume)and the resulting ejaculation is so large that it overflows or explodes out of the condom.

1.a) Jason lost a stud when he exsplooged at the drive in.

1.b) Karl exsplooged so hard last night that it left a mark on his forehead.

2.a) Gorge explooged in Cindy last night after not having had sex in a year. Cindy is now preggers.

2.b) Donna wasn't pleased when she accidentally swallowed a piece of condom, that had exploded down her throat from Mark's exsploogion.

by Hermanculese The Brobot April 6, 2009

explooge

The forceful expulsion of santorum.

After I splooged, she explooged.

by Fuzzbat69 January 7, 2012

exsploogsion

a huge amount of cum shot into any cavity of a girl

last night i had a big exsploogsion in my gfs mouth which almost choked her

by bucktooth mcgee November 15, 2007

exSponged

when a drugstore has become sold out of the Today brand
contraceptive that has again been taken off the market
despite their popularity

I went to to Rite-Aid to get some Today Sponges for my big weekend but they were exSponged

by Gingerlicious09 June 2, 2009

Explooge

To have a gigantic explosion of splooge/jizz. Verb

Derek explooged into Alyssa's eyes with so much force that she was never able to see again.

by CarpSauce February 19, 2015

Exsplooberating

When something is so splendid and positively delightful you need to use a nonexistant silly word to describe how exquisite something is

"You know you're hyperfixating when you describe something as Exsplooberating"

by badpersonwhoisbadstinkybad July 3, 2023

exsponged record

A "scrubbed -clean" file of one's past mooching activity.

If a new "friend" asks you for money but also claims to have no prior debts, you should wonder if he might merely have obtained an exsponged record.

by QuacksO April 2, 2025