A activity only performed by the exceptional, though if done by weak person they will without a doubt die, and if done by an average person they will either give up (the smart option) or fail miserably so in other words don’t do it
That guy is amazing he just exercised without failing miserably
by Person online May 15, 2019
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another word for "masturbate" 12 year old girls call it.
Should I exercise? I'm horny
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The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
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the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.

...like we care
"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"

this was the best example of exercise vomit from a friend on facebook
by brookeb925 April 10, 2010
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I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.
I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.
by Herzlos March 19, 2008
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