excretorium 

Restroom, bathroom, lavatory.

May I use your excretorium?

excretorium by Bardly Starstuff October 24, 2017

Excretorium 

Def 2. A slang term for the combined upper and lower houses of the United States Congress. Usually used to equate the activities of the members of Congress with those performed in a legitimate excretorium def 1.. Sometimes referred to as the United States Excretorium.

Jim: Bob, Did you see what the ass-clowns in the US Excretorium are trying to pass this week?
Bob: You mean that steaming pile of shit tax reform which takes money from my parents retirement fund and gives it to Donald Dump’s buddies?
Jim: Yeah, that one. It should stink up the Excretorium through the next election cycle.

Excretorium by dgRonbo October 28, 2017