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Exciturnated

A perpetual state of abundant anticipation for an event to occur later in the evening, usually on a Friday or Saturday night and often, if not always, involving alcohol, alcoholism, drunken activities, in home stripper poles, a group of ten or more people, Jagermeister shots from silicone inserts, gratuitous or full frontal nudity, trashed apartments/homes, "don't pass out with your shoes on!" rules, and the occasional fist fight resulting in a life long BROmance or in coed circumstances marriage. The eventuality of this mental state could be the worst hangover or the best night of your life. Sadly, neither are remembered the majority of the time.
d4: You ready to go to the lake tonight for naked water polo with those chick's from Atl?

Bobby: F--kin' EXCITURNATED!!!!
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Exciterbated 

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.
Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.
Exciterbated by Technoholic June 20, 2011
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026