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head exchange 

noun.

Definition 1. Derived from head change: the point where a stoner's mind goes from sober to high and feels a euphoric kick in the head; Head exchange is to mean the point where a stoner's mind on one strain of weed is changed to another state of high when smoking a different one.

Definition 2. See fellatio. (But where she sucks on the head of your cock just a few seconds more just before taking the rest of the shaft. bomb.com]
Stoner 1: Dude, you go from funny and chill when smoking OG Kush, to hungry and funny and chill when on Blue Bream.

Stoner 2: Must be the head exchange I get when we go from this strain to that one.

Stoner 1: Dude, hehehe, after your girlfriend was staring into the tip of my dick after she saw how big it was, shes also went into a bit of a head exchange, amirite ?

Stoner 1. Dude, you go from funny and chill on that OG Kush, to funny, hungry, and witty when on that Northern Lights.

Stoner 2: Bro, hehehe, your girlfriend went into a head exchange the moment she saw the tip of my dick.
head exchange by AntiKorperViral February 29, 2016

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026