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Texting your ex. Happens when your ex wife has a crappy prepaid cell phone thats out of minutes and the only way you can communicate about your kid it to ext.
Man, I had to ext Neal's mom just to find out how often he's supposed to take this antibiotic. I wish she'd just get a real phone.
ext by HoosierDaddy57534 November 27, 2009
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Man, this EXT is pumping.
EXT by emilyGASM October 17, 2008
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Extort, usually used by discord “comboys”
445: “Hey, did you ext the girl on discord yet?”
862: “Yeah we got it done”
Ext by xanzafy July 31, 2025
if somebody says something and you want to add on to what they say, as if said from their perspective.

Not to be confused with an extension phone
Person 1: “I’m having sex right now”
Person 2 “@Person1 Ext: with my mom

Person 1 in this instance now has said “I’m having sex right now with my mom” now the extension has been added
ext: by d- ate August 25, 2022

Ext Message 

Very similar to any ordinary text message, except these are always imflammatory, hateful, insulting, belittling, and generally negative in content, and always from the girl or guy you just recently dumped in a very painful, and likely humiliating, manner.
Me: Oy. You know how I broke up with Lynn on Sunday night? I woke up this morning and checked my phone, and had 33 different mails from her. She, uh, has quite the potty-mouth.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
Ext Message by Anger Wagon April 17, 2008

my sister ext 

A video of a woman with an ultra-realistic face mask on, most likely to test out how it looks on her. This video is considered eerie and uncanny by most people, but only because of the realism of the mask she wears. It is nothing outright terrifying (No gore, no disfiguration, etc.)
Hey, I just watched my sister ext. Isn’t the mask she wears pretty interesting?
My sister ext is honestly pretty scary, even though it’s just a video of a woman wearing a realistic mask.
my sister ext by Wafou! May 31, 2022

Webb Chapel Ext. 

The downest hood in north dallas...were all the real G's stay and kik it at, nuthin but crips and vns chill their...smoking the best weed
Where U goin to cuzz? Im going down to Webb Chapel Ext. cuzz to smoke a blunt
Webb Chapel Ext. by SMOKEYWCC May 31, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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