Texting your ex. Happens when your ex wife has a crappy prepaid cell phone thats out of minutes and the only way you can communicate about your kid it to ext.
Man, I had to ext Neal's mom just to find out how often he's supposed to take this antibiotic. I wish she'd just get a real phone.
Very similar to any ordinary text message, except these are always imflammatory, hateful, insulting, belittling, and generally negative in content, and always from the girl or guy you just recently dumped in a very painful, and likely humiliating, manner.
Me: Oy. You know how I broke up with Lynn on Sunday night? I woke up this morning and checked my phone, and had 33 different mails from her. She, uh, has quite the potty-mouth.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
A video of a woman with an ultra-realistic face mask on, most likely to test out how it looks on her. This video is considered eerie and uncanny by most people, but only because of the realism of the mask she wears. It is nothing outright terrifying (No gore, no disfiguration, etc.)
Hey, I just watched my sister ext. Isn’t the mask she wears pretty interesting?
My sister ext is honestly pretty scary, even though it’s just a video of a woman wearing a realistic mask.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).