Ever won't Share definition Flag Ever won't is a backwards form of saying won't ever, but for dumb people. This is a thing now because Ruthie made a typo. "That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano boy." Ever won't by everwon't.com April 29, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Ever won't mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch